December 2011
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today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
inacalicodress:
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beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
no god why is this back
So, I am absolutely in love with this iPhone.
I can go on tumblr anywhere now and I keep downloading so many apps… Expect me to be paying attention even less now. This phone is going to make me fail school and never sleep.
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So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
behindeverysmileliesabrokenheart:
It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2011.
It’s 12AM on January 1.
Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed.
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
peanutbutteranjali:
I actually do think I’d be a good girlfriend if I was ever given the chance.
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michele Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michele Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
mattruboner:
i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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Nothing like finding out the day after Christmas that one of your cats that you’ve had since you were a kid has a giant tumor and is probably going to die soon. I told my dad to take her to the vet over a year ago when she started getting skinny and throwing-up a lot and he told me that it was just because she’s getting old. I wish people actually listened to me once in a while. Merry...
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